My Movie Reviews

RocknRolla

2008-10-31T23:52:00.000-07:00

Mafia...Gangsta!
Cool movie and very funny!!

Great acting and
Interesting storyline....

I love Gerard Butler...
He's cute and funny in the movie.

There's gonna be a sequel...
Watch out!

Good Ratings: [8/10]

Tropic Thunder

2008-10-31T23:31:00.000-07:00

I thought it was lame and
didnt want to watch it.

But... I was wrong!!
It was hilarious!
Not too lame and ridiculous...
The story and humor
are fresh and pretty original.

I'm still reenacting some of
the scenes with my friends!

Great humor.

Hilarious Ratings: [8/10]

Burn After Reading

2008-10-31T23:18:00.000-07:00

You will enjoy this show if:
1) You have a dry sense of humor
2) You don't mind stories
that make no sense

It's kinda boring for me...
The humor was tooo dry
and I didnt like the fact that
it doesnt make sense.

It's just a pointless movie.

Dry Rating: [3/10]

Max Payne

2008-10-31T23:09:00.000-07:00

Max Payne?
A pain in the ass more like it!

What super powers?
What supernatural story?!!

It's bullshit!
Boring...
Lousy storyline.
Very predictable too.
Just about drugs and hallucinations

A waste of time to watch.

Boring Ratings: [2/10]

IGOR

2008-10-14T11:02:00.000-07:00

I seldom watch cartoons...
but this is a very nice cartoon...

It says....
Your birth doesn't determine
what you become....
It doesn't determine your
success in life...

Nice storyline and
pretty funny too...

I think it's a great motivating
story for both adults and children.

Good Ratings: [8/10]

Make It Happen

2008-09-16T05:44:00.000-07:00

If you like Step up,
You will like this dance movie too...
Featuring Ashley Roberts
from the PussyCat Dolls~
Hott! Hott!! Hott!!!

Predictable storyline,
but Great choreographing!!
Hip hop with Pussycat doll moves~*

Cool~ and Sexy!

Sexy Ratings: [8/10]

Watch the trailer below >>>

Make It Happen (Movie Trailer)

Disaster Movie

2008-09-13T12:02:00.000-07:00

Just like it's name...
A Disaster!!!!

Lousy, lame!
And totally not FUNNY!!!

Lame Ratings : [0/10]

*Dont waste your time
and money watching such
a crap show haha!!!

Wall-E / Walle

2008-08-18T06:41:00.000-07:00

Wall.e is a sweet story about
A Simple love...
It's funny at times because
of Walle's innocence...

In this modern day,
I think love like this is hard to find...

And in this movie,
you will see what happens to man-kind
As we become more and more
attached to technology....

A very cute and lovely movie
Surprisingly good movie to watch.

Cute Ratings: [8/10]

Batman: The Dark Knight

2008-08-07T10:59:00.001-07:00

One word....
AWESOME!!!!

"There is no charge
for awesomeness!!"
(Kung Fu Panda Quote)

This is a movie not to be missed!
And I'm not even a big batman fan.

The most adult superhero movie
That leaves you thinking about it
over and over again....

Awesome Ratings: [10/10]
*Totally enjoyed it!!!

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

2008-08-07T10:57:00.001-07:00

Bad Acting!
Bad Directing!!
Lousy storyline!!!

This movie is such a disappointment!!!
The camera shook soo much that
even I sitting in the last row felt giddy!

Zero chemistry between the actors
And we thought the China setting
is gonna be interesting
But they got the story of
"The Dragon Emperor" all wrong!

What a Bad history class or "cast"

Lousy Ratings: [3/10]
*Should the sequel continue?

Hancock

2008-08-07T10:54:00.000-07:00

The drunk super Hero!!

A comedy for half of the story
Then there's a twist...
To a serious love story~
which is kinda weird....
I think it would be better if it was
a comedy throughout.

It is still a funny movie to watch...
Something different from the usual super hero movies~*

Weird Ratings: [7/10]

You don't Mess with the Zohan!!!

2008-06-18T08:42:00.000-07:00

Adam Sandler~*
I love all his movies! Funny n Lame...

This new one,
Didn't work for me...
Pretty much a disappointment *sigh*

It is funny at times (Adult Humor)
but the storyline is too dumb...

It's sick humor and a boring story,
An Israeli Super Commando who
wanna be a hairstylist in New York.
BORING!!
*SIGH*

Disappointing Ratings: [6/10]
"Adam... we still love you...
but just make better movies"

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

2008-06-17T11:06:00.000-07:00

Old story huh...
Well for those who have been
following the whole series,
This probably is interesting.

But for those who are not into
this backdated adventure
Indiana Jones....It's pretty boring...
and lame, it aren't realistic...

Boring Ratings: [6/10]

Kung Fu Panda

2008-06-16T11:38:00.000-07:00

Ahh~ the Dumb Giant Panda!!!
Very cute and Funny movie~*

I really enjoyed it...
Thou it's a cartoon,
I'm sure adults will love it too.

*Don't forget to stay till the
credits are over...
there's a short sweet ending~*

Cute Ratings: [8/10]

Sex and The City

2008-05-30T00:50:00.001-07:00

A movie full of Bliss and happiness~*
It's just like a modern Fairytale~
The settings are great...
All the Clothings, the Shoes are great!!!
Everything is just Perfect!!
*~* A perfect ending *~*

For the Biggest question...
"did Carrie marry Big?"
Well that is the question for you to find out, but
I can tell you.... the answer will be as beautiful as it is unexpected~

Makes me sad... as a beautiful story comes to an end...
*Hope there'll be a story as wonderful as this....

Beautiful Ratings [10/10]

#Warning: Boobs, Asses and Dicks will be exposed.... hahaha

Speed Racer!!!

2008-05-24T22:22:00.000-07:00

Zoom! Zoom!! Zoom!!!

Anyone who loves
Colorful~ Dynamic~ Special Effects*
Will totally love this show!!!
But if you think it's so fake and stuff,
I think it is not a show for u.

Cool show!!

FLASH# FLASH# FLASH#
Cool Ratings: [8/10]

Coming soon: Sex and The City

2008-05-15T10:19:00.000-07:00

I Love this Show!!!
The Movie I have been waiting for the whole year!!!!
WHY IS IT NOT SHOWING YET!!!!
hahaha... sorry... i just cant wait~*

Watch the Trailer to get you started >>>

Movie Review - Made of Honor

2008-05-15T00:39:00.000-07:00

I think having a gay maid of honor
would be funnier than one
that is in love with you!

Story very predictable...
Happy ending is expected.
It's just not romantic enough!!!

"My best friend's wedding"
by Juliet Roberts
is soo much better!!
*Same kinda story,
sweeter and funnier*

Ratings: [6/10]

Movie Review - What Happens in Vegas

2008-05-13T09:00:00.000-07:00

A predictable storyline...
As ~Crazy~ as Chuck and Larry.

It's Vegas baby!!
Crazy stuff always happens!!!
Like getting Married..DRUNK?!

Funny Funny Funny!!
Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher,
2 crazy party ppl....
What can happen in Vegas?

Fun Ratings: [8/10]
*watch..laugh..and relax

Movie Review - 10,000 BC

2008-05-13T07:35:00.000-07:00

I heard a lot of ppl saying that this is a good movie...
but i verified and confirm that it's a boring movie!

All about saving a girl, the usual loser becomes
hero, saves the girl and the people.
Jus like the movie Apocalypto

Nothing new, nothing interesting...
Boringly predictable storyline...

Boring Ratings: [5/10]

An Empress and The Warriors

2008-05-13T06:26:00.000-07:00

wow! 3 good looking people working together...
This story is about war, betrayal, love and peace.

The war scenes are great!!
Why? cos Donnie Yen is a Martial Master!!!
Oh~ love him!!!

but other than that, the storyline is a little boring...

Overall the movie rating...
I'll give it a...
[6/10]

Movie Review - The Hottie and The Nottie

2008-05-08T00:42:00.000-07:00

It's Paris Hilton again!
Heyol~ that's Hott~*

I think Paris is in a role
that is totally opposite herself

She's playing someone nice and
sympathy to her hideous friend
*As if she will befriend anyone ugly or poor

A movie with very predictable storyline
but all with a good meaning,
*Beauty is only skin deep...

There are some funny parts in it too and you get to see Paris in lingerie~*
It's better than I had expected... so it's quite an ok story~

*I think ppl are stereotype cos It's Paris Hilton~
Oh... Does being mean towards her, mean you guys are jealous of her~*

Rating: [6/10]

Movie Review - Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay

2008-05-06T11:47:00.000-07:00

This show is full of shit!!
Filled with All the
Racist prejudice jokes,
Dirty adult jokes and the usual
American Bush jokes!!!
Freaking dumb and funny,
which is not in a too lame way...
So it's cool~

Lots of stuff haha...
I watched the uncensored version
I dont know which parts r cut away
Good for a unbelievable good laugh!

Dumb Ratings: [8/10]

Movie Review - IRON MAN

2008-05-04T21:42:00.000-07:00

Every boys dream.
A movie even I, a girl find it totally cool~
A definite MUST WATCH!!!

He is unbelievably intelligent.
So cool~ So cool~

Everything was way Cool!!
The suit, the armor, the cars, the technology
Everything about the Iron Man is sooo freaking cool!!!
Watch it to believe it!

A super wow movie [10/10]

Movie Review - !!SuperHero Movie!!

2008-05-04T21:06:00.000-07:00

The "SuperHero" Movie hahaha...
This is SuperLame!!!
It's like the main remake of the Spiderman Movie
plus a little of X-men and Fantastic 4....
Only this time it's "The Dragonfly man!!"

Funny Level is like [6/10]
The humor is very common, like getting injured, in the stupidest moment, hurting ppl unintentionally...
It's very Leslie Nielsen's
(the naked gun) kind of humor... "Dumb"

Overall, it's a movie fun to watch for everyone,
I enjoyed it lol...
But watch it on a dvd or during weekdays,
cos it's not worth $10 hahaha

Ratings: [7/10]

Movie Review - ~ Zombie Strippers ~

2008-05-04T11:22:00.000-07:00

Can you believe anyone would actually make a movie like this?!!
A "mix" of Comedy and Horror~~

The movie is about a "un-dead" virus...*again*
Spread from the lab
to the outside world....
Ok not so much of the world,
but jus a underground
Strip Club!!! woooo~~~

The Strippers get bitten by the zombies
and they become.......
"Super Zombie Strippers"!!!!!
It copied the idea of Resident Evil,
but the lame version.... LOL

Well if you are into watching
Fake Boobs in action,
this is the movie for you man!!
Else it's jus funny, stupid, lame
with lots of gruesome violence ofcos hahaha....
"It's just like Bad Porn to me."

*Cassey Screaming: Ahhhhh~~~
Kill em all!!!! Kill em all!!!!!

Lame Ratings: [5/10]

Movie Review - Nim's Island

2008-05-04T10:07:00.000-07:00

Totally a Kid's movie!
It's an adventurous story with
No adventure
and lame ending....

I think the only thing to watch is
Mr. Oh so cute Gerard Butler~
but his scenes are so limited...
Well all the focus is on
Nim(Abigail Breslin)
It's her movie anyway hahaha

Bad adventure movie...
Lousy storyline...
Ratings: [3/10]
*Dont even bother to watch it free...

Movie Review - Definitely, maybe

2008-04-15T02:07:00.000-07:00

Very cute movie... Sweet and Funny at the same time...
It's a pretty different view into relationships...
It's definitely not fairytale like... real enough story haha
I think everyone can learn a little something from this movie...
A movie for guys and gals...
Gd for dates and a gals night out~*

[4 out of 5 stars]

*Ps. I'm waiting for the Superhero movie to show!!!

Movie Review - Apocalypto

2008-04-13T08:41:00.000-07:00

Violent violet movie!!
The way they kill, oh no it's Slaughter
the people!
Disgusting!!
In-human!!!

It makes me think...
are men in olden days like
really warriors?!!
They don seem to feel the pain
and they don jus die by an arrow.
Broken body parts or
any kinda wound jus seem
like normal day business to them.
How do they live thru all that?!!!

Men now a days dont seem as manly as them...
haha "be a man!!"

Interesting "non-violent" Rating: [7/10]

Movie Review - CJ7

2008-03-25T02:04:00.000-07:00

CJ7.... abt a cute little Alien "dog" haha
It's very cute!!
The movie is pretty funny...well ofcos.. it's stephen chow!!
Nice to watch... cheer u up haha
Will be a movie gd to watch with a girl...
cos it's cute~*

[4 stars out of 5]

STEP UP 2 - THE STREETS!!!

2008-03-15T03:24:00.000-07:00

THE Movie of the Year man!!!
This is Wayyy Cool!!!
The last Dance is FANTASTIC
With all the Water Effects!!
CRAZY!!

A Movie NOT to be MISSED!!!
MUST WATCH!!!

AND HERE"s THE LAsT DaNCE tO GeT YoU STARtED!!!

BLooDY CooL ISnT IT!!!
Go Watch IT NOW!!!

[Full 5 stars out of 5]

If I'm a Jumper where will i go?

2008-02-28T01:57:00.000-08:00

*Updated* 28/02
Well the poll shows tat none of u think i'll wanna go to japan and stay a low profile ya hahaha
ok but u guys know i'm a naughty gal.... i love being bad!!
So.... if u voted for the Bank!!!
You are absolutely right!!!! hahaha
Oh Come On~
who wouldnt jump into the Bank and load yourself up with cash?!!
Hahaha..... feels great doesnt it!!
Feels like you can do anything woooo~
Next stop after the Bank will be Paris!!!
Esp for breakfast hahaha!! Love Paris woo~
Lunch in NYC!!
Dinner and Supper in my absolute Fav Taiwan!!!
Sweet!!

*Ps. How abt you guys?? Anyone wanna share what would you wish you can do?

Movie Recommendation - *Ps. I Love You

2008-02-20T03:02:00.000-08:00

This show made me cry from start till the end...
omg... and the worst thing is i don hav tissue with me sob sob
very sweet and touching movie....
Gerard Butler is so cute and hunky too hahaha....
Great reviews for this touching movie '*Ps.I Love You'
They say it's like 'The Notebook'
Very romantic and very touching....
*ps don forget to bring tissue...

A good movie to watch with a girl...

[4 out of 5 stars]

Movie Review - Jumper

2008-02-20T02:08:00.000-08:00

Cool~ another supernatural show man!! That's wat I like! haha...
So this guys have the 'Power' to jump thru dimensions, so basically he can travel to anywhere in the whole in a blink eye hahaha.....

Like he can "blink" from New York City to Egypt, 'blink' himself into the bank safe and rob the bank!! stuff like tat.

Arent that cool!? Super Cool!!!

Did I mention, the guy is Super Cute?!! hahaha Cute!!

If i got the power to go anywhere I want.... where would you think I'll go? hahaha
Why dont we take a poll !?!

Cool movie except for the excessive shake of the camera.... *dizzy*

[ 4 out of 5 stars ]

Movies!!

2008-02-04T02:26:00.000-08:00

Sorry for not blogging very often lately.... wooo....
Soooo busy!!!

wow but i did squeeze in time for some movies hahaha!!
ok there's "I am Legend", "Good Luck Chuck", "27 Dresses"

Wow a lil' too late for the 1st 2... i know hahaa...
well i watched it on DVD!!
hahaha...

"I am Legend"
Only a ok show~ not too scary... it's like jus another Zombie "28 Days" movie...
the ending not tat fantastic too....

3 of 5 stars!!

"Good Luck Chuck"
Well a Funny, Light-Hearted movie!!
hahaha.... it's damn funny n relaxing to watch it wooo~
you guys shld catch it sometime man!!
Funny n sweet for a date... haha thou it's pretty *** censored hahaha

4 of 5 stars!!

**New movie**
"27 Dresses"
Very sweet, very nice movie....
While watching it... it kinda show who I am...
Well~ i mean i do kinda feel like I'm kinda like the main character....

Dont like to tell others abt my problems... try to help ppl...
Dont really ask for much in return in helping...
well I tot to myself... humm....
I would do the same for my sis like she did.... keep quiet...
keep my tots n feelings to myself....not trying to hurt anyone...
or trouble anyone....
humm... but i wouldnt do the thing she did... tat is to announce to everyone wat a bitch her sister is hahaha... i would hav told them privately...
hahahaa!!! but Well.... I jus might do the same!! haha if I'm Really!! Angry n outta my mind!!! hahahaa

#Anyway... It's a touching sweet movie....

4 of 5 stars!!

Movie Review - One Missed Call

2008-01-15T02:34:00.000-08:00

Ok I know... i don watch scary movies right hahaha....
I got an Evil fren!!! Wanna watch so I dont hav any choice haiz...
I got my hand covering my eyes for the whole show!! hahahaaa....
My hand was seriously aching~~

ok the story... humm... I heard this is actually a english version of a korean scary movie "the phone" or smthing.... well english versions of asian scary movies r normaly not scary... hahaha... like the ring....

The whole show wasnt very scary la... i mean for those of u who love to watch movies... but i got scared too easily... I think I scare myself most of the time hahaha opps!

So most parts r like human scaring human... phone call or some noise scaring ppl....
The ending also kinda sucks didn explain then make it seem like gonna be a part 2 of the movie like tat.... oh pls don hahaha... lousy movie!!

2.5 stars out of 5

Movie Review - Redline

2008-01-08T02:38:00.000-08:00

WOOOO~~
Nice Cars!!!
I mean GREAT CARS!!!! hahaha
Cute Babes!!!
Lame story... hahaha
Pretty Funny movie thou hahaha

[ 3 out of 5 Stars ]

Movie Review - 30 Days of Night

2008-01-08T02:36:00.000-08:00

A winter Vampire movie hahaha
Slightly disgusting show....
The story is not well written thou.
Pretty exciting but still lame man~

2.5 out of 5 stars hahaha jus pass

Movie Review - The Warlords

2008-01-07T02:41:00.000-08:00

Humm... this show....
The War since is a little too fake hahaha
The story is pretty simple,
Touching the fundamentals of Greed...
For Power...$Money$...Food...Lust...
The story is pretty nice~
And the 3 actors shld be given Great Credits for their excellent acting!!
Very Good!!
ok

[ 4 out of 5 Stars ]

Movie Review - Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem

2008-01-06T02:43:00.000-08:00

Very disappointing movie!!!
The 1st is soo much better!!
The story arent good...
progressed very slowww...
It doesnt make any sense to send a just soldier to a war isnt it?!
It's boring...
disgusting but still very boring!!!

Hope there's not gonna be a 3 series

[ 2 out of 5 stars ]

Movie Review - National Treasure (Book of Secrets)

2007-12-24T02:46:00.000-08:00

It is a good movie, thou not great haha....
It's pretty exciting from start to finish with quite a few laughers...
But the story is kinda long... and slightly draggy in some parts..
Some say the first is better.. this is not as good...
Well luckily I didnt watch the first one hahaha so this is pretty good to me!
All the action and the story is interesting... Exciting!!!

Sooo~ It's a...
4 out of 5 stars
for me haha

Movie Review - Enchanted

2007-12-14T02:47:00.001-08:00

It's Fairy Tale story tat came to Live!!
It's a GREAT! show!!
Very Funny!!
The story is full of twist and turns!
It's a fairy tale with lots of
Other scenes from other fairy tale
stories like, Cinderella, Snow White,
EVEN the movie King Kong!!!
Wahahaha yeah!!
It will keep you Laughing throughout the whole movie!
It's not as lame or as dumb as it seems... Trust me
It's not wat you think it is hahaha
The movie is full of
Fun and Surprises!!
A 100% must watch!!
A Great movie tat's hard to come by,
The one movie I'll watch Again!!

Perfect movie for a date or jus hang out!!
Guys will hav a lot of fun watching it too!

5 out of 5 stars!!

Movie Review - The Heartbreak Kid

2007-12-10T02:50:00.000-08:00

The Heartbreak Kid

It's abt a 40 yr old man(Ben Stiller) was kinda convinced into marrying his girlfriend who he just known for 6 weeks. She was sweet... till after the wedding.
He found out she was Annoying and Crazy!!
A Total Nightmare!!
Then he met a girl on his honeymoon and fell in love. (again)

The heartbreak kid is pretty funny with a lot of stupid crude jokes hahaa...
At least it's not as dumb as Borat haha
If you like sexual jokes and animal jokes,
You will enjoy this show!

**But be sure to stay till the credits end cos after the credits there are more hilarious surprises, so do not be tooo anxious to leave the cinema when the lights come on.

A good show to enjoy with ur dudes but too much for first dates hahaha

4 Stars out of 5

Movie Review - The Golden Compass

2007-12-09T02:52:00.000-08:00

THE GOLDEN COMPASS

To me this movie is too childish. There's no depth in it.
It's abt a little girl who's on the journey to rescue her friend at the north pole.
All the "war" scenes are too easily won by "the good" and "the evil" always looses.
And the ending is, the girl wants to fight for free will in the next episode.
To be continued to The Golden Compass 2.

Every part of the story is cut short, leaving us wondering what really happened to create all this conflict.

I think the meaning of the story is the usual, "the bad" aka the gobblers want to gain power to control everyone's mind.

They target the children cos they are the easiest to influence before they grow up with a mind of their own. This is why the children keep disappearing.
This little girl, who is the so called "special" one who can read the golden compass which tells the truth to whatever you ask. *Acts just like a guide mainly...
So the girl freed the children and wants to fight back for freedom, to defeat the "Authority" who are abusing and controlling everyone.

Isn't it a boring story *yawn*
So lame...
Nothing interesting or difference in the plot.
Not worth watching. And I heard it a trilogy DAMN!!
2 out of 5 stars

Movie review - The Kingdom

2007-11-19T02:54:00.000-08:00

The movie is about terrorist and the U.S. counter-terrorism investigators.
Anyone who loves Action movies shld watch this!!
The storyline is good and it is damn exciting!
With JENNIFER GARNER in it,
Can't help but linking it to Alias the tv series.
Great Movie with nice ending!!

4 Stars out of 5

To be honest I didn't watch this movie haha...
Well me not a great Fan of Action movies hehe sorry
But whenever I heard there's a good movie I feel like I have to let you guys know
Even if I don't watch it myself.
But you guys might like it right!! =D

Movie review - Beowulf

2007-11-18T02:56:00.000-08:00

A very disappointing movie...
I thought the story was suppose to be about a hero...
A great warrior Beowulf...
A great story with lots of action...
But I was wrong....
Beowulf turned out to be pathetic in the end...

Like they say, no warrior can resist beauty charms [LUST]...
And every man is greedy for Power and Wealth.
Seriously who can say no to Angelina Jolie? haha...
Even if she doesn't promise you power and wealth.

The thing a lot of ppl will agree with me is that,
It's too animated!!!
The graphic wasn't as nice or as real as [300 warriors]...
There wasnt enough fighting scenes!!
Most of the story is about the "Cursed Kingdom"
And the story about Beowulf when he became king was too short!!

Good part?
Ofcos Ange is Hott!!!
The animated Beowulf(Ray Winstone) is Super Hott too!!!
2 heavenly figured bodies in 1 movie!!
Where to find... right... haha

The meaning of the story is good too...
Guys shld learn... haha
Dont regret what you do...
With Lust, for Wealth, for Power...
As the past will come back to haunt you
And you even with all that you have...
You will still be miserable and pitiful.
Do not live a lie...
When you die, your whole life is a lie.

Oh man... I was "Lusting" after Beowulf's great body
But little did I know....
He look like this in real person (T n T)'''
This old man is Ray Winstone (Beowulf)
Far far... way tooo farr... from my Handsome warrior...
This is the only part animation did good... haha

Only 3 stars out of 5

Movie review - The Game Plan

2007-11-09T02:57:00.000-08:00

The Game Plan is a sweet and funny movie. The Rock is hilarious!!

With a Huge Ego and Man-Hood, his life is pretty much screwed by a cute little girl who claim to be his daughter.
Not to mention that Great body woo... hahaha...
A very very funny movie.
Like every Walt Disney movies...
It's sweet, emotional and comes with happy endings.

A Great show to watch to relax.
A funny show sure to lighten the mood...
It did cheer me up anyway hahaha...

Great for any kinda dates!
Male + Female date / Male + Male dates
hahaha...

ok I meant Sweet first dates/
Girls night out/
Guys chill out night.

A show that both guys and girls will definitely enjoy!!

5 Stars